CG's Top Ten Thread

[CadaverGrey]

Me like to have fun and make silly threads like this, heh.

So...

This thread is all about the top ten list of everything and anything related to Neopets that you ever want to make. So feel free to let your thoughts (and creativity) go on Berzerk Attack stance

To kick things off, we have:

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU BEAT FEATHERALLEY'S MAJAL_KITA

10) Put your Neoboards (and IDB forum) siggy as: "Majal_Kita bit my dust! Yeehaw! "

9) Wearing the "I beat Majal_Kita, and all I got is this lousy shirt!" t-shirt while beaming with pride.

8) Propose to Neopets to have a shrine dedicated to you as a daily visit (Pfft @ Coltzan ).

7) While you're at it, convice them to make a Mask of *Insert you pet's name here*.

6) Immediately transfer all your valuables to a new account before they found out that you use a cheat program to beat her. Quickly!

5) Today, Featheralley. Tomorrow, VIACOM!

4) Feather who?

3) Thank Harry Potter for the help.

2) Write an autobiography about yourself: from the day you were born till the day after you got voted out of Survivor, then decide that you have better chances for a million in Neopets.




And the number one thing to do when you beat Majal_Kita is...





1) KEEP DREAMING, NOOB!

[obiwanpi]

CadaverGrey Wrote:And the number one thing to do when you beat Majal_Kita is...





1) KEEP DREAMING, NOOB!

That is GREAT!

Note: with the exception of the #0 method, which doesn't really count, You can actually make NP off all these activities, but not the way I said.
Top 10 ways to NOT make NPs:

10. Dailies. Lever of Doom, Wheel of Misfourtune, Edna's Quests.
9. Games. Grarrl Keno, Pick your own, and Snow Wars 1 are some of the best. NEVER play those nasty ones outside of the luck/ chance catagory!!!
8. World Challenges. NEVER play a game you're good at.
7. Wiz Sniping. Buy from the shop at the bottom of the list, sell at 1/10th of the price of the shop at the top of the list.
6. Auction Sniping. Always bid on low rarity items going for millions of NPs.
5. Invest in items. New, low rarity items which aren't RSing a lot are best. NEVER invest in retired items, especially if they were recently retired and not many had been released.
4. Plot Participation. Go and test all those wild theories about feeding SuAPs to skeiths being the next step before the inflation kicks in.
3. Bet at the food club. The arena with the most pirates with low odds is the best one to bet in. But NEVER bet on Gloobah, Buck Cutlass, Scurvy Dan the Blade, or either of the Corvallio brothers.
2. Use the stock market. Sell at 15, buy at 60.
1. Restocing. Tiki tack is a great shop to RS. Buy everything, except for that junky volcano crystal. Also, restock in Brightvale potions. When a LEV stocks, click on it, enter your haggle number, but wait 5 seconds before clciking the neopet. Then go on the BDC and post A topic: "OnG!!! *cry* h4gg13-pwn3d 0n LEV!" with a topic message of "wh03v3r n34ds 70 b3 f@1r 4nd g1b 17 70 m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
0: waste your time reading this post.

[sexysilver]

Lol I had fun reading those

[weee5067]

obiwanpi Wrote:7. Wiz Snipping. Buy from the shop at the bottom of the list, sell at 1/10th of the price of the shop at the top of the list.

Hahaha...it might have been a typo, but I think "Wiz Snipping" is a great way of describing that method

[heidirose12345]

lol CadaverGrey, that's awesome! I really liked number 6 and number 2. They really made me LOL.
And obiwanpi, yours also made me really laugh.

There are some really clever writers at IDB

[CadaverGrey]

Thanks, heidi . Cracking my brains for a new top ten but I had a long day. Zzzzzzzzzzz...

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And you think I forgot about this thread...

TOP TEN THINGS THE NEW IDB RATERS TO-DO LIST

10) Acceptance speech.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my family who has always been there to support me, ever since I was a baby rooster named Cluck Kent.

I would also like to thank my Darigan-Lupe-turned to-Mutant-Lenny-that-barks, Frost Arthur for not complaining when I start to feed him chicken feed.. when he was still a Lupe.

Also, this goes out to George Lucas for calling me Daddy, as well as Quentin Tarantino for offering to do a semi-autobiographical movie about me. Sorry I had to reject him, cos he wanted me killed off within 5 secs.

God save the Queen. RIP Freddy Mercury.

9) Start poking the mods to change the text below their usernames to something cooler *hint*.

8) Request for the gerbil smilie to come in a few variation of colors

7) Go out and recruit even MORE staffs, cos we like to see the "who's online" list in all those colours. Oooohhh... pretty...

6) Join the dark side *ominous breathing*

5) Today IDB. Tomorrow VIACOM!

4) DUNG FIGHT!

3) Prepare a stack of exclusive relesed, limited edition Leaf Shields, autographed by the new raters. Prices start from 500k only. Call our toll free hotline for your 30 days money back guarantee offer. Terms and conditions apply.

2) Memorise the IDB pledge and anthem. If there is one....




And the number one thing the new IDB raters to-do list is...




1) STOP WASTING TIME DOING TOP TENS AND START RATING WEAPONS, NOOB!

Graph: No need, Silver, I got you covered.

Oops... sorry, everyone. Thanks, graph.

[sexysilver]

Lol that was actually pretty ingenious cadaver ... I had fun reading that.

Btw psst you double posted.. I"ll fix it later *runs off to review that I'm late for*

[Jacobyts]

Here's mine, I suck at my humorous side...

Top 10 things to be the Most Famous Person in Neopets

10. Get yourself in a screenshot.

9. Donate a Pile of Dung to the Money Tree every hour.

8. Make everyone you see your neofriend.

7. Act like a n00b, and admit you are one. You'll get a lot of attention .

6. Feed your pets Rotten Omelettes and make videos out of it in youtube along with your username.

5. Give a Pile of Sludge to random people saying that it's supposed to be a codestone but Dr. Sloth turned it into sludge.

4. Create grundos named v_____iwashere_____v(###) and abandom them into the pound, and attached with them are abominable snowballs named IWasHere.

3. Make "I was here" topics/replies on any board you see in the neoboards.

2. Have a gallery of Pile of Dung and tell people to donate more dung to make it Neopia's Stinkiest Gallery owned by Neopia's Stinkiest Owner.

1. Infiltrate TNT's office, and wander around the site locking threads up using their account leaving I WAS HERE posts as reason.

[rabid_schnauzer]

CadaverGrey Wrote:2) Memorise the IDB

Still working on that....

[CadaverGrey]

rabid_schnauzer Wrote:

CadaverGrey Wrote:2) Memorise the IDB

Still working on that....

Aren't we all?