For Those that use IRC and play the IRPG game...

[graphitesmoothie]

G discovered how to divide by zero
G LOCATED THE CAPS LOCK KEY
G found a life and "borrowed" it
C suffered from lag
C started playing World of Warcraft
C got kicked in the shin by a random passerby

Q1 find a real life located in the unchartered territory of the real world
Q2 3 50 381 236 go to your local authorized smoothie distributor and deliver it to everybody's most hated supermod

[Metalwarrior]

G: You learned the secret art of using numbers as hallucingens!
G: You avoided graphitesmoothie go emo!
C: You got killed by some Maple script kiddies.
C: graphitesmoothie turned you into an emo!

[theonlysaneone]

G: You rediscovered the awesome 80s rock band Journey!
G: You find a Codestone on the ground!
G: You watched another illuminating episode of The O'Reilly Factor!
G: You find $1000 on the ground, and since you're not Bill Gates, it's worth your time to pick it up!
G: Through a freak molecular accident, you have become Bill Gates!
G: You ignored the h8ers and started watching LOST!

C: You have been corrupted by the secular-progressives!
C: A mutant Kadoatie drives you completely mad with its incessant meowing!
C: You sold your Ghostkersword right before it was retired!
C: You drank a Monster two hours ago, and now you're crashing!
C: You tripped over an entire civilization of dust mites!
C: You complained about how the survivors on LOST would never be rescued in order to draw out the show, and you were smitten by the gods!

[Togster]

all added awaiting the next time the bot is rebooted.. (thanks graph for doing it right . Metal, toso, it dosent want the : after G or C added them all though )

[theonlysaneone]

Sorry, I was thinking of a gloat/cry thread.

A few more...

G You visited YTMND.com!
G You turned the failsafe key, and now you can see the future!

C You have been sent to Jail! Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
C You were caught playing Adventure Quest!

[Bunnylover]

G: You figured out how to spell Q's neopets username.
G: You killed Bunnyman!
G: You built a time machine that goes foward at normal speed.

C: Chuck Norris punched you 10 times before you hit the ground.
C: Holy Calamaties Batman!!!!!
C: You made fun of a clown in a small car, and the clown got out and was much bigger than you.
C: The Supreme Court has ruled you bfail at life.

[Togster]

all are actually added to the bot, forgot to say last time the format needs to work with the bot, any beginging with "you" I have to alter to fit the format, which is:-

"name" + "Godsend/Calamity"
ie
"Toggy" + "was run over by a cow"

sorry for not making that clear before

[SCalibur]

G "name" + "made it through Rater Quiz Question #6!"

G "name" + "beat Q in a Restock contest!"

G "name" + "restocked in Spanish!"

C "name" + "got owned on their Rater Interview!"

C "name" + "was forced to watch the O'Reilley Factor!"

C "name" + "lost to a 13:1 bet at Food Club!"

[theonlysaneone]

G "name" + "learned to spell the name of TOSO's favorite news show CORRECTLY, Scal "

[Togster]

<IRPG> theonlysaneone visited YTMND.com!! This wondrous happening has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:35 towards level 40.

First time one of the new ones has "come out" from the bot, and its someone getting one of their own they suggested, freaky O-o