Banned because the lame lyrics Tomato quoted tainted us all!
Banned for having 206 posts, 9 rep, joining April 2006, being Registered, having no avatar, having 2 stars, for being a Member, for being confused, and for having a 10 letter username.
Banned for burning any further pretext for baning parondante.
Banned for having 1604 posts, 44 rep, joining December 2005, being Great Thinker, having an avatar having 5 stars, for being a Usuario de IRC, for banning, and for having a picture in yor signature. Oh, and don't forget that you are banned also because you have 13 letter username.
Banned for using 2007 style ban criteria in 2008.
Banne for banning in year 2008
Baned for being a hypocrite.
Banned for joshing Josh for "bein josh".
Banned for having too many joshes in yourpost.