Banned for failing to discern the difference between grammatical rules and preferred usage.
Banned for living at Zihuatanejo.
Banned for banning a paisano.
Banned for geographic discrimination
Banned for rightly opposing discrimination.
Banned for using a weird word (more common is correctly).
Banned for claiming my chosen adverb was somehow "supernatural" or "unearthly".
Banned for using quotation marks excessively. I'll fix your grammar yet.

Banned for mini-modding.

Banned for banning our would-be grammar martinet.
Banned for using a word I don't know. D: