banned for being a psychic.
banned for not being psychic
Banned for being unpredictably predictable.
banned for being predictably unpredictable
banned for living in a house.
banned for knowing where I live
I ban my self for going now... will celebrate cristmas 250kms away from home
merry christmas!

Banned for banning too many times, I'll go now to eat christmas tree.
Banned for eating a Christmas tree. Come on!!!! If you are that hungry, eat a hannukah bush....
Banned for telling others to eat bushes
Banned for not having a signature. (next comes a ban for having a signature, then a ban for predictability, etc.)
Banned for trying to tell me what to ban you for.