Banned for following the word 'grarrl' with the word 'Ew'!
Banned for doing exactly what he banned the person above him for.
Banned for using 'exactly' inexactly.
Banned for having a signature that is both confusing and boring.
Banned for copying a my signiture even though it confuses and bores you!
Banned for blatantly promoting falsehoods. (that means he's lying oogabooga)
Banned for envying other iDBer's signatures.
Banned because I said so, because I can and because I don't get your username.
Banned for creepy glowly eyes in his siggy and for being easily confused.
Banned for having a username that is composed of two individual words.
Banned for banning for me something I've already been banned for before.