Banned for offensive robotage.
Banned for having a moderately low P/D.
Banned for using the word moderately in a manner that doesn't imply what I think you think it implies.
Banned for having only two stars.
Banned for being a pack rat.
Banned for not being a pack rat. iPwn.
Banned for employing argotic idioms.
Banned for proper use of an obscure adjective
Banned for complimenting someone while banning them.
Banned for slapping around a bit with a large trout !kickbanplz.
Banned for having no sig.