This is, like the Rock Paper Scissors thread, another forum game.
Rules:
1. Same rules of teh forum.
2. Have fun.
How to play:
First person (me) wishes for something. Anything.
Next poster must grant the wish, explain a bit.
Then, give a consequence.
Then, that poster must make a wish.
Then, it continues.
They bought you instead. The slave trade still exists, don't you know? Well, now you do. They then force you into a new season of MTV's Wildboyz. Enjoy.
I wish video editing programmes weren't so user-unfriendly.
Mike: Continued from http://forums.finalhit.org/showthread.php?tid=18238
Any idiot can create masterpieces, leaving all filming and video design business in bankrupt, disbalancing the economy, and lowering the jobs avaible for editors, or even terminating them.
I wish for another Rise of Nations game!
One comes out but it's only available in Canada
I wish Ultimate Bullseye would've been redone sooner!
It is released with several bugs, causing half of the neopian users being frozen due "cheating"
You are among them, sadly.
I wish for a dessert
You get a desert, due to your wish being misspelled somewhere in the granting process.
I wish it would stop raining
(and start again when we need it, lol)
Yay! A desert, now let's see if I can get some sandtrouts...
All vegetal life is destroyed, the ground is sterile, and when the nature considers "necessary" to rain, there will be a wasteland there.
I wish for legal whiskey.
Whiskey is legalized, but with such a huge tax on it that you can't afford it anyway.
I wish TNT would fix the pound.
TNT fixes the pound, but by the time they do, you have lost all interest in neo.
I wish for no work and all play.
You play so much that you get bored and completely sick of playing, but you cannot stop because all you do is play.
I wish God was one of us.
Nothing happens then you realize Jesus already came. OR God is one of us and then being one of us there never was a God therefore nothing ever existed.
I wish I was a moderator on iDB forums.
You become a mod, but get demodded because you spam.
I wish I had an egg.