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Your computer suddenly starts pirating every person in america's internet access causing people to track you down and throw a riot outside your house and the government takes away all your computers.

I wish viacom no longer owned neopets.

granted

course that means when Adam needed the money to improve the site, thtat never happened. Neopets folded in year 5 before viacom even know what it was. They bought marapets instead.

I wish I was asleep (logs out, goodnight)

You fall asleep. You don't wake up.

I wish Maplestory was Linux-compatible.

You develop a MapleStory dependency.

I wish that I am not tired.

Yourenottiredeverinfactyouredownrighthyper.

I wish personal responsibility was more widespread.

personal responsibility was more widespread.
but because you wished it suddenly a bear attacked you

i wish a cherry pie

Your cherry pie eats you. Weird.

I wish for new socks.

You get a sock monkey that eats you. Really weird.


I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

You wish for some disgusting scenes and gross situations, just to see someone did it for teh LULZ, which is a corruption of LOL.

I wish for a disgusting pony.

The pony drowns in hand sanitizer.

I wish for more wishes

You get more wishes. In fact, you get all the wishes in the world! Then you're lynched for wish-hogging.

I wish I could control the weather.

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