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Wish granted but only to find yourself turned into swiss cheese thanks to some shiny chinese stars.

I wish to take vengence on the world

Once your insane cackling overlooking a scene of total nuclear annihilation dies down, you realize you're the only person left on earth. Nope, no fun at all.

I wish my history lecturer was sane.

Wish granted, shame you had to find yourself locked away in the mental ward instead.

I wish for more random chaos in the world.

Wish granted: Only thing is the chaos broke your computer.

I wish for more wishes

you have your wishes, but all of them are corrupted in this forum and make your life miserable

i wish for a better internet conection

"Better" means "downgrade" for your ISP, so, you will be at 2kbps now. BETTER!

I wish for a cake.

You see a cake fall on your head, and you taste it only to find that dirt is it's filling.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

(bumps) You find a cure, but it costs you millions of dollars and you end up accidentally tipping over the beaker and spilling it down the drain.


I wish for a chocolate cake

It turns out mud was used as a substitute for chocolate. DELICIOUS.

I wish to get rid of everyone else's wishes.

you got rid of them, making people doing them, so they arent wishes anymore. but then you realise how manny people would wish to kill you

iw wish a ponny

You get a ponny, but then it "accidentally" tramples you, kiling you in the procress.

I'd wish I*d have an Internet Access anytime.