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Your feet catch on fire.

I wish I had a brand-new Aston Martin DB9.

You get a new Aston Martin, but it is rigged with hidden explosives by the dealership. The car explodes at a gas station, causing a massive blaze, and the FBI put you in jail for 1,000,000,000 years.

I wish I had a comfy pair of slippers.

Your slippers turn to be carnivore, so, you feel comfy while screaming of pain.

I wish I could rest.

You rest. For eternity. Cuz you DIE.

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What do you mean, "That's not original enough?" >( Fine.

You can only rest when you're not tired.

I wish I had access to infinite money.

The value of the money you have is nullified, since you have too much, that the prices tends to the infinity itself. You know, like some sort of limit or similar.

I wish I could think as fast as a computer god.

Your brain overheats and you die.

I wish I had a drum set.

You have a broken drum set.
I wish i would have remembered adding my wish on the first time.

Wish granted, but that changes the present/future, and life as we know it changes.

I wish I could be at multiple places at the same time.

Wish granted, but after being sliced and diced by some crazy doctors.

I wish to stay in dark places.

You get labelled a vampire, and are subsequently lynched.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

You get a longer- Hey look, something shiny!
You get a longer attention span, but now you're a kleptomaniac.

I wish for shiny things.