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Now, your wish would have been deleted because that wish isn't fair.

I wish my imaginary friend wouldn't ignore me.

You get an imaginary stalker now. How quaint.

I wish I could come up with more interesting ideas for the Independent Study I have to do this year.

You come up with the most amazing idea ever. Unfortunately, someone already come up with it, so you're labeled a plagiarist.

I wish 3 mod puzzles had never been invented

Your calculator calculates pi to the 100th digit, but promptly bursts into flame from the strain of trying to display it on a too-small screen.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

You can control the flow of time, but you make it move too fast, and you're in the ground/creamated before you even realize what happened.
I wish I could get this girl in my english class to like me.

She likes you for your money.

I wish I had long sexy hair.

You get some embarassing confusions about your gender.

I wish I could "fly"

You can "fly"... for as long as it takes for gravity to kick in and for you to fall.

I wish essays were never invented.

Essays were never invented, so to make up for it they make multiple choice questions out of 100 answers.

I wish I had a donut

You get a donut, made of plastic. Isn't it a lovely, mouthwatering sight?

I wish I could dance.