This is, like the Rock Paper Scissors thread, another forum game.
Rules:
1. Same rules of teh forum.
2. Have fun.
How to play:
First person (me) wishes for something. Anything.
Next poster must grant the wish, explain a bit.
Then, give a consequence.
Then, that poster must make a wish.
Then, it continues.
Got it? Good.
I wish for a grand piano. =/
It falls on your head.
I wish for immortality.
Your loved ones are still mortal.
I wish for thick curly locks of hair.
It grows on your feet little hobbit man
I wish for a ferrari
The Ferrari is reported stolen, and you get linked to a very dangerous drug dealing band.
I wish for pizza!
The beef sausage on your pizza had prions...and gives you Creutzfeldt-Jacob syndrome.
I wish for a good roommate.
The definition of "good" in your college is to be a extremist group member.
I wish for rest without medication.
You die.
I wish for a million dollars.
Bag of million dollars left at your doorstep incriminates you as a culprit of a bank robbery instead of OJ Simpson.
I wish I can marry Ivanka Trump.
High maintenance leaves you bankrupt and single again half an hour after the wedding
I wish for absolute fluency in the four languages I've learnt.
You get your absolute fluency, but everyone else who knows at least one of those languages immediately die.
I wish my team wins our soccer tournament.