How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? o.o
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody but a mime is around to hear it, and it lands on the mimes head, does anybody care?
Also hilarious, where'd you steal it from - kidding.
My turn -why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are wrong numbers always there when you call? (omg so true)
Why is something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship is cargo? (lol)
(in response to Tomato) Do you need a silencer if you were to shoot a mime?
Enjoy.
I actually stole it from my friend, Bryan. It's his catchphrase. They call him the mime boy.
And in response to your question, nobody should shoot a mime! Mimes are too cool to be shot.

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
If you wouldn't ever call a wrong number, would wrong numbers exist?
"If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why should you practice?"
Your own signature too.......
If you would be killed and nobody was there to kill you can you have been killed?