"It's your birthday! Be happy! You're born, you live, you go back to dust!" - Last Exile
w00t, I'm the first to wish our supreme forum dictator happy birthday!
Probably the last too

I don't think anyone remembers/cares
I remembereth... happy birthday.
I'm too tired to think of an appropriate witty line, sorry.
Happy birthday Forum Dictator and Techno!
Forte I hope your birthday is filled with smiting all those that oppose you and gaining ultimate power!
Techno I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and surviving Forte's smiting!
Happy Birthday
I hope your wishes come true
*Imagines a world ruled by lion-like evil robots*
Happy birthday!
I'm too tired to think of an appropriate witty line, sorry.
I'm too tired stupid to think of an appropriate witty line, sorry.
That'll have to do for you. 
Happy Birthday Forte and Techno
Techno-ya rly.
Forte- Good job with the forums so far, just gotta get it up a little more and IDB may just survive longer

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Happy birthdays peoplesez.... I got Forte a Rush toy. And techno an aubergine....I think.
A: Its Forte's Birthday
B: ORLY?
A: YA RLY!
B: NO WAI!
maybe it might be too late but Happy Birthday Forte!
Continue your "vaporizing" of people who disobey your rule and may your wishes come true.( just dont be naughty or your wish will not come true)